How DO you tell if your cat is plotting to kill you?
My brother and his wife gave me a calendar that would help me interpret, month to month, the behaviors and actions of my cat, Monchiko. Turns out he's been doing it since the day I got him. I've decided to document these behaviors to correspond with the calendar months they are presented in from pictures taken over the years. The calendar I received is also listed on a website where I took the screenshots from.
Let's begin with some January and February behaviors: